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Mai 10, 2009

youtube videos als ‚kontaktabzug‘

z.B. das oder das


101 Tips For Living

Mai 9, 2009

* Yes, you do have to floss.
* Avoid staying out past midnight three nights in a row.
* Learn how to speak before groups.
* When people don’t invite you to parties, you really shouldn’t go.
* Drink plenty of coffee.
* People are tired of you being the funny, drunk guy.
* When in doubt, always kiss the girl.
* Do thirty-push ups before you shower each morning.
* Learn how to fly-fish.
* Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them. Ask someone for an introduction.
* You cannot always make amends with people.
* Buy furniture that you think is too small for your apartment. It isn’t.
* Hang your clothes up when you take them off.
* Except sweaters. Those get folded.
* You may remove your jacket and roll up your sleeves. The tie may not be loosened.
* It’s not that you’re unphotogenic. That’s just how you look.
* Do not use an electric razor.
* Deserts are for women. Order one and pretend you don’t mind that she’s eating yours.
* Buy a tuxedo before you are thirty. Stay that size.
* Subscribe to a small-circulation magazine.
* After one day of hanging, your tie should be rolled and placed in a drawer.
* Throw parties.
* When you admire the work of artists or writers, tell them.
* And spend money to acquire their work.
* Yes, you do have to buy her dinner.
* Staying angry is a waste of energy.
* Revenge can be a good way of getting over anger.
* Do not make a second date while you are still on your first.
* If you are wittier than you are handsome, avoid very loud clubs.
* No-one cares if you are offended, so stop it.
* Never date an ex of your friend.

rest of the list at source (john carney)

electric stimulus to face

April 26, 2009

Cuttlefish vs. Octopus

April 14, 2009

Opera FTW

April 2, 2009

Augmented Reality für Zuhause

März 16, 2009

When you see it, you’ll shit bricks


Turtle rapes shoe

März 10, 2009


März 10, 2009

Der Typ hat über 6000 Videos von sich hochgeladen… auf denen er raucht!!!

z.B. das hier

oder das, in dem er sein shirt zeigt.

Oscars lieblings Kurzfilm

Februar 24, 2009

La Maison en Petits Cubes


Februar 18, 2009

Länder, die das Kyoto-Protokoll (CO²-Ausstoß) unterzeichnet haben:

Länder, die das Ottawa-Protokoll (Export von Landminen) unterzeichnet haben: